Ohhh my life. Today is National Donut Day.
And of course as I was walking into the office this morning a huge group of my coworkers was leaving to snag up boxes upon boxes of delicious, sugary, glazed, sprinkled and creamy donutness. Then about two hours later, my friend emailed me and here's how the convo went down:
Her: Come get a donut!!
Me: Noooooooooooooo!! Moment on my lips, lifetime on my hips and my gut and my triceps and my cheeks and armpit boob things. But maybe I will . . . maybe.
Her: Yeaa about that - you only live once and it's Friday!! (touche to the cliche?)
Me: You're a bad influence.
Her: At least come hang out!
Fine. I'll come hang out. And pick up a donut while I'm at it. Ugh. I meannn, while it's just sitting there . . . right?
Oh, but it was good. I shared it with the trash can.
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