today.

On days like today when I can't figure out why I'm off kilter, I typically call my mom. Moms have an answer for everything. Well, at least mine does. And she's the most logical and sensical person I know, so if anyone needs to borrow her... actually... tough. I'm not lending her out.

While I was waiting for mi madre to return my call, I was wracking my brain for creative ways to cheer myself up. I also consulted a friend who sent me two links: 1. weird/random pictures of animals (they know me too well...) and 2. a website that lists awkward as hell auto-correct text and facebook conversations. It's amazing how many people want to say they just took 7 shots, but actually say they just took 7 shits. Freaking fantastic if you ask me. I also love me a good fart joke. Come to think of it, I can't keep a straight face when I even think about farts. Or say the word fart. Or fart on my ball... not that that ever happens. Ever...

I also fall back on the phrase "The best way to spread my cheer is singing loud for all to hear." This usually results in me singing old Screamers songs and typing random words into YouTube in hopes of finding a good song or video. Today: Cum on Feel the Noize. You're welcome to everyone who is now watching that video.

Hmm what else... ohhh yeeeaaaahhhhh... KITTENS!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtX8nswnUKU

Snazz.